The Spermcells, also called SpermcellsROCK, is a spermcore band based in Synagogendenkmal, Zentralstraße 4, 04109 Leipzig, Deutschland (dont ask why, the place isnt even related to us). We like to believe we coined the term "spermcore" but that unfortunately aint true...

These are our bandmates:

Sir Ballsack

Herr Bolsak is a bunch of sperm in the shape of a Valais Blacknose sheep. He is the lead singersongwriter!

Jail Häftling

Jail is a goat who attaches themself onto Herr Ballsack's head like a parasitic twin. They are his right-hand man!

Daryan Crescend

After escaping Ace Attorney prison, Daryan Crescend has decided to make a cumback to the music industry with us!

The Milkman

Der Milchmann is an ancient peryton, who delivers, you guessed it, sperm. To the spermbank. Because he's a respomsible parent!